Last Appeared: 9 days ago
Hurley Showoff T-Shirt - Short-Sleeve - Men's
Whether or not it works, a couple girls in the house are pre-med.
You put on the Hurley Showoff T-Shirt and built a rickety ramp in front of the sorority house because the unicycle by itself wasn’t getting you dates. At first they’re annoyed, but when they see your rad faded hologram graphic they look to see why you’re lighting fireworks next to your ply-wood street kicker. While you roll into the jump on one wheel the cool cotton cuts down on your sweat, until you hit the wood, break it down the middle and face plant into the crackling flames.
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Surftech Merrick K Small Surfboard
Surftech Merrick K Small Surfboard
Surftech built the Merrick K Small Surf Board using its famed Tuflite construction to give it incredible strength while maintaining a super light weight. Low entry rocker contributes to fast paddling and easy wave catching. An FCS, tri-fin design helps the 2008 World Champion cut, carve, and slice like a Japanese cooking knife so he knows that when he paddles out on this Al Merrick shaped weapon, he’s gonna go fast and hard. This board digs cutting hard and sessioning smaller breaks.
Appearances : 47
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Nixon R1G1 Watch - Men's
The Nixon Men’s R1G1 Watch ain’t your daddy’s analog.
The Nixon Men’s R1G1 Watch shakes up the status quo with a fresh, original take on analog timepiece design. The R1G1 feature four hands underneath its sleek stainless steel and crystal housing. Two hands rotate around the dial’s center, indicating seconds and minutes, while two hands display the hour and date on semicircle gauges, speedometer style. Nixon gave this unique watch an imported leather band with a single tongue buckle for extra flavor.
Appearances : 13
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Skullcandy Double Agent Headphones
Skullcandy Double Agent Headphones
The Skull Candy Double Agent Headphones earned their name by double-crossing and rendering obsolete any headphones’ best friend, the MP3 player. These two-faced bastards decided that they not only don’t need a cord to pump killer sound, they don’t even need a separate music player. Just load up the included 1GB SD card (or any other size SD card) with all your favorite beats, pop it in the slot on the Double Agent and go. If your conscience won’t let you backstab your MP3 player so coldly, you can still use these ear-goggles with a standard 3.5mm jack.
Appearances : 40
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Anon Hollyweird Sunglasses
Weird? Ha. You wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
Wear the Anon Hollyweird Sunglasses to crash your next Southern Cali house party and show everyone just how normal it is to wear huge sunglass frames. Okay, so maybe it will never look normal, but in Hollywood, anything goes. Will Farrell shows off his fuzzy flabby chest in every movie, and he definitely gets laid, so you can pull these babies on, fluff up your hair, and wait for the magic to happen. The Hollyweird's resilient injection-molded Grilamid TR90 frames and 6-base polycarbonate lenses won't snap when you get tossed out of the swanky party on Sunset Boulevard and have to go back and meet up with your pals at the dive bar.
Appearances : 2
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Analog Blender Board Short - Men's
Analog Blender Board Short - Men's
Your fruit cocktail loves the Analog Men’s Blender Board Short for good reason. This smooth quick-drying board short features welded hems and inseams so there’s no risk of seam chafing. A lengthy inseam provides good coverage and an Analog AG zip fly gives you easy access to your banana smoothie.
Appearances : 50
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Angel Pure Sunglasses - Polarized - Women's
Would you rather see or be seen? With the Pure, you don't have to choose.
Combine lightweight, flexible frames and classic style with glare-eliminating polarized technology and SplaDOW... you have Pure Polarized Sunglasses from Angel Eyewear. Pure sunglasses give you simple, functional styling that hides the high-performance technology crammed into the lenses.
Appearances : 5
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Analog Polly Board Short - Men's
Sicker than scurvy.
The Analog office in SoCal was recently invaded by surfing pirates who bartered a chest-full of booty for some Polly Board Shorts. Looting and plundering is pretty good exercise, so the pirates insisted on a form-fitting 20-inch outseam to show off their toned, shapely legs. Horizontal stripes, skull-and-crossbones, and the creepy-ass parrot combine into a macabre medley of pirate-fashion.
Appearances : 8
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DVS Zered Mid Original Intent Skate Shoe - Men's
Stomp it.
Zered Bassett doesn’t have his own signature DVS skate shoe for nothin’. The DVS Zered Men’s Mid Original Intent Skate Shoe has a triple-stitched toe for durability and the vulcanized sole lets you grip and feel your board with ease. So, grab your board and head to Tompkin’s Square for some shreddin’.
Appearances : 3
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Nixon Spencer Watch - Men's
For guys with class, style, and an innovative spirit.
Blending a classic three-hand movement with the benefits of a digital readout, the Nixon Men’s Spencer Watch delivers the sharpness and durability of a stainless band and a large (but not grotesque) confidant face. Dependable Nixon construction allows you to take the occasional dip, intended or not, without ruining your timepiece, and Nixon also added an alarm to help you make it to work before the boss.
Appearances : 8
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DC Aldo Shirt - Short-Sleeve - Women's
No, it doesn’t make you look like Waldo.
When will you most likely wear the DC Aldo Short-Sleeve Shirt? Well, we think it’s just right for anything … like work, school, or pool (over your bikini with a pair of short shorts). Its casual, hip-length fit suits just about any situation we can think of, so we’ll leave it up to you to come up with other occasions, but we have to warn you that the list will most likely be endless.
Appearances : 1
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Billabong Starla Short - Women's
Wake your legs from hibernation.
The sun's shining, and it's time to let your stems shine, too. Shave off those winter hair-socks and rock the Billabong Women's Starla Shorts. These mini shorts give your legs some well-deserved time in the spotlight. The low-rise waist and button details are the icing on this striped cotton cake.
Appearances : 12
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Electric VHF Sunglasses
Electric VHF Sunglasses
You won't be transmitting dork signals when you don Electric's VHF Sunglasses. That's because the bold, semi-square, medium-sized frames won't shout spandex-biker or fisherman-coveralls as you stroll down the street. The VHF Sunglasses' lenses block UVA and B rays so you won't expose your eyeballs to cancer of the retina, and the smooth 8-base frame creates a slightly wrap-around, secure fit that won't pinch behind your ears.
Appearances : 60
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Analog Panhead T-Shirt - Short-Sleeve - Men's
Motorshirt.
Roll out of bed, dig the Analog Slim-Fit Panhead T-Shirt out of your dirty clothes basket, and borrow a friend’s deck until you can replace the one you broke. This shirt is made from ringspun cotton for cooling comfort while you ride the sun-baked skatepark.
Appearances : 6
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Angel Beauty Sunglasses - Polarized - Women's
These beauties are beast-free.
Walt-Diz seemed to think that it was normal for hot babes to fall for hairy wildebeest-like monsters with personality disorders. Slip on the Angel Beauty Polarized Sunglasses and show the world that you have higher standards. Subtle rhinestone inlays let any miscreant with questionable motives know that you’re a sophisticated lady with uncompromising class.
Appearances : 3
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Fallen Custom Knit Crew Shirt - Short-Sleeve - Men's
Arousing style.
Don the Fallen Custom Knit Crew Shirt and your image is bound to rise like a tent pitched in your pants.
Appearances : 14
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Imperial Motion Utilizer Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt - Men's
If you don’t believe us, just check out all the charts and graphs.
You don’t need a bunch of charts and graphs to know the Imperial Motion Men’s Utilizer Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt totally rules, but it has them anyways… because it totally rules.
Appearances : 8
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Dragon Stocker Sunglasses
Stalker or stocker--these sunglasses do the trick.
Stay in the shadows and look shady while you wear the Dragon Stocker Sunglasses. Oh wait. Wrong kind of stalker. So rock these full-coverage sunglasses as you stock the shelves at the grocery store. The manager won't be able too see your bloodshot eyes. If she's on to you, the Stockers give you plenty of protection when she fires you on the spot and throws you out into the sunshine.
Appearances : 44
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etnies Stove Pipe Denim Pant - Men's
For when revenge and nakedness go hand in hand.
When you left the dorm last night, you could have sworn you were wearing pants. It would probably be a good idea to retrace your steps. Could you have lost your Etnies Stove Pipe Denim Pants when you were flashing those nuns? Maybe they're still at the orphanage. Or they could be at your ex-girlfriend's place. She's gonna know who took a dump on her porch.
Appearances : 3
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DC D-Eezy Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt - Men's
Livin' large.
Smoother than the underside of a fat man's double chin, the DC Men's D-Eezy Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt is a slice of heaven on cooler days. You can jam out to the Fat Boys thanks to a hidden media pocket, and then curl up in this super-soft heavyweight hoody and pass out with your Jenny Craig blow-up doll.
Appearances : 4
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Matix Country Crew - Short-Sleeve - Men's
This ain’t the city.
Crisper than a rural breeze, the Matix Men’s Country Crew Shirt is a breath of fresh air. Too bad that rural breeze you’re enjoying is thanks to you beater car breaking down in the middle of nowhere. You better just hope the locals are friendly.
Appearances : 4
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DC Pure Skate Shoe - Men's
Purely designed for shredding the street.
DC threw a fresh twist on the Pure Skate Shoe by updating this time-honored kick with additional toe protection, tongue padding, and a glove-like fit. Street-sized sessions can thrash your feet, so these shoes armor your dogs in rugged leather and cushion your ankles with thick foam padding. Vented holes circulate in the relief of cool air, while the grippy, DGT rubber outsoles keep you in contact with your board or beat-boxing stage. You won’t be pissed to throw the Pure on in the morning; the silky suede uppers feel just like your Sunday morning old-man sandals.
Appearances : 4
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Analog Assault Board Short - Men's
Storm the beach and take it to the waves.
Paddle into the lineup with the Analog Assault Board Shorts. These smooth-feeling board shorts add a little style to all that down-the-line speed. A tie at the front keeps them in place during the big hold down, and a side pocket holds a puck of wax in case you make it back to the beach with your board in one piece.
Appearances : 18
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Nixon Block Stainless Steel Watch - Men's
The Nixon Block is a watch with an edge.
With a stainless steel case, angular case, and polycarbonate band, Nixon's Block SS Watch is all about the cool, cold, modern look. This Nixon watch's large, black and white display shows the date and time,so you'll be on time to that swank party in the top floor penthouse. The Block's chronograph lets you time how long it takes to get that first number. Nixon gave the this digital watch an alarm to wake you up after your night of debauchery. The All-Black version of this watch comes with a sleek titanium carbide coating. *Not available for shipment outside of the US, sorry.
Appearances : 9
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DVS Vendetta Skate Shoe - Men's
Settles the score.
Lace up the DVS Men’s DVS Vendetta Skate Shoe and go settle your score. This sturdy DVS skate shoe has a dual-tread outsole design to enhance your grip and board feel, and SureFit elastic supports keep the Vendetta’s tongue in place—something your rival needs to learn.
Appearances : 2
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